{"id":509,"date":"2024-11-06T10:12:04","date_gmt":"2024-11-06T07:12:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mediapast.am\/?p=509"},"modified":"2024-11-06T10:12:04","modified_gmt":"2024-11-06T07:12:04","slug":"le-chef-appelle-sa-secretaire-et-lui-dit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mediapast.am\/?p=509","title":{"rendered":"Le chef appelle sa secr\u00e9taire et lui dit\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Le chef appelle sa secr\u00e9taire (qui est une femme) et lui dit : \u00ab Pr\u00e9pare-toi pour le week-end, nous partons en d\u00e9placement professionnel. \u00bb La secr\u00e9taire appelle son mari et lui dit : \u00ab Mon chef et moi partons en d\u00e9placement professionnel pour 2 jours, donc d\u00e9brouille-toi pour toi-m\u00eame. \u00bb<\/p>\n<p>Le mari appelle sa petite amie et lui dit : \u00ab Ma femme part en d\u00e9placement professionnel, rentre \u00e0 la maison, on pourra s\u2019amuser. \u00bb La petite amie appelle le jeune homme \u00e0 qui elle donne des cours particuliers et lui dit : \u00ab Pas de cours ce week-end. \u00bb<\/p>\n<p>Le jeune homme appelle son p\u00e8re : \u00ab Papa, enfin on pourra passer ce week-end ensemble. \u00bb Le p\u00e8re (qui est le chef) appelle sa secr\u00e9taire et lui dit : \u00ab Le d\u00e9placement professionnel est annul\u00e9. 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