{"id":1600,"date":"2024-12-11T22:39:48","date_gmt":"2024-12-11T19:39:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mediapast.am\/?p=1600"},"modified":"2024-12-11T22:39:48","modified_gmt":"2024-12-11T19:39:48","slug":"un-steward-donne-une-reponse-hilarante-a-une-femme-riche-arrogante","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mediapast.am\/?p=1600","title":{"rendered":"Un steward donne une r\u00e9ponse hilarante \u00e0 une femme riche arrogante."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>L\u2019industrie a\u00e9rienne a certainement connu sa part de probl\u00e8mes ces derni\u00e8res ann\u00e9es. Non seulement ils doivent faire face \u00e0 des personnes souvent frustr\u00e9es, mais ils doivent le faire avec le sourire. Comme vous pouvez l\u2019imaginer, il est tr\u00e8s difficile pour certains d\u2019entre eux de retenir ce qu\u2019ils ont vraiment en t\u00eate.<\/p>\n<p>Cependant, chaque fois qu\u2019ils en ont l\u2019occasion, c\u2019est g\u00e9n\u00e9ralement l\u2019une des choses les plus g\u00e9niales que l\u2019on puisse imaginer. C\u2019est ce qui s\u2019est pass\u00e9 dans ce cas lorsque un steward a eu une altercation avec une passag\u00e8re riche et arrogante. Les r\u00e9sultats vous feront \u00e9clater de rire.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Un steward gay a eu une mani\u00e8re tr\u00e8s int\u00e9ressante de traiter une passag\u00e8re snob qui refusait de remonter son plateau pour l\u2019atterrissage. Cette femme a \u00e9t\u00e9 pri\u00e9e de remonter son plateau par le steward, mais elle n\u2019a pas boug\u00e9 et a plut\u00f4t parl\u00e9 avec condescendance. Vous ne devinerez jamais ce qu\u2019il a dit.<\/p>\n<p>Mon vol \u00e9tait servi par un steward \u00e9videmment gay, qui campait outrageusement. Il semblait mettre tout le monde de bonne humeur en nous servant \u00e0 manger et \u00e0 boire.<\/p>\n<p>Alors que l\u2019avion se pr\u00e9parait \u00e0 descendre, il est venu en se dandinant dans l\u2019all\u00e9e et nous a dit :<\/p>\n<p>\u00ab Le commandant Marvey m\u2019a demand\u00e9 d\u2019annoncer qu\u2019il va bient\u00f4t poser le grand avion effrayant, alors mes chers, si vous pouviez juste remonter vos plateaux, ce serait super. \u00bb<\/p>\n<p>En remontant l\u2019all\u00e9e, il a remarqu\u00e9 qu\u2019une jeune femme extr\u00eamement bien habill\u00e9e et exotique n\u2019avait pas boug\u00e9 d\u2019un pouce.<\/p>\n<p>\u00ab Peut-\u00eatre que vous ne m\u2019avez pas entendu \u00e0 cause de ces gros moteurs, mais je vous ai demand\u00e9 de remonter votre plateau, pour que le grand manitou puisse nous d\u00e9poser en douceur sur le sol. \u00bb<\/p>\n<p>Elle s\u2019est calmement tourn\u00e9e vers lui et a dit : \u00ab Dans mon pays, on m\u2019appelle Princesse et je n\u2019ob\u00e9is \u00e0 personne. \u00bb<\/p>\n<p><span itemprop=\"image\" itemscope itemtype=\"https:\/\/schema.org\/ImageObject\"><img itemprop=\"url image\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1601\" src=\"https:\/\/mediapast.am\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/FB_IMG_1733945946457-300x288.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"288\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mediapast.am\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/FB_IMG_1733945946457-300x288.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mediapast.am\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/FB_IMG_1733945946457-1024x983.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/mediapast.am\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/FB_IMG_1733945946457-768x737.jpg 768w, https:\/\/mediapast.am\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/FB_IMG_1733945946457.jpg 1080w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><meta itemprop=\"width\" content=\"300\"><meta itemprop=\"height\" content=\"288\"><\/span><\/p>\n<p>\u00c0 quoi le steward a r\u00e9pondu, sans h\u00e9sitation :<\/p>\n<p>\u00ab Eh bien, ma belle, dans mon pays on m\u2019appelle Reine, donc je vous d\u00e9passe. Plateau en haut, p\u00e9tasse. \u00bb<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>L\u2019industrie a\u00e9rienne a certainement connu sa part de probl\u00e8mes ces derni\u00e8res ann\u00e9es. Non seulement ils doivent faire face \u00e0 des personnes souvent frustr\u00e9es, mais ils doivent le faire avec le sourire. Comme vous pouvez l\u2019imaginer, il est tr\u00e8s difficile pour certains d\u2019entre eux de retenir ce qu\u2019ils ont vraiment en t\u00eate. 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